Fat Hand

To enrage or infuriate someone by not giving them or not granting them something they want or need. It is also done while utilizing condescention and mild sarcasm. It is usually done in such a manner that cannot be proven or come back on the person that is doing the Fat Handing.

The lady at the Public Works window had a bad day and decided to take it out on the next customer by Fat Handing him. She said in a very condescending manner, "Sir, I'm sorry but the forms you filled out in triplicate are incorrect because you used blue ink instead of black. You'll have to come back after my lunch hour and fill them out again. Have a nice day". She did this while staring at her finger nails.

by Vermiform March 29, 2009

Chillin' fat

Really intense chillin' that usually invovles food

Person 1: What are you doing this weekend?

Person 2: Just chillin' fat

by Thetorax April 16, 2015

fat loss

to take a major fall

Dude, i saw this woman take a fat loss on the stairs this morning.

by Pak2dogz October 27, 2007

fat faming

celebrating the plus-size body image

In the era of diversity when inclusion is a moral value, plus-size models are the vanguards of fat faming.

by Hopkins21 March 23, 2019

fat batty

The fattest of asses, ususally on a girl of cultural descent

Wow, that girl Falecia has a fat batty!

by Rnvd October 15, 2017

Surprise Fat

When a girl appears to be fit, or thin with a shirt on, but once naked, is surprisingly fat.

Zak-"i saw rachael at the pool today"

Alex-"nice"

Zak-"not really, she's surprise fat."

by Heyapple! July 2, 2010

FAT system

a way to score women on there F- face A- ass T- tits

guy 1- dewdsky look at that chick
guy 2- i would bone that till my wang fell off, FAT system that
guy 1- F- 3/3

A- 3/3

T- 3/4
guy 2- yeah i would bang/fuck/rail/derail/destroy/pound that

by Left Nutz November 3, 2010