Do a Luke

When a man masturbates and cries at the same time, based on the first man to do so: Luke V in 1973.

Friend 1: "God damn, after breaking up with Tony's sister, I had to do a Luke in my room!"

Friend 2: "I'm real sorry about that man, no one should ever have to face doing a Luke!"

by ZombyKillr May 13, 2019

Dos Anos

Heineken 0.0, the brand's new non-alcoholic brew, because it's a Heinie with two assholes (the zeroes here being anuses, and "dos anos" being Spanish for "two anuses"). A pisstake on Dos Equis ("two Xs").

Barkeep, slide me a couple of Blue Moons and a Dos Anos and keep 'em comin'. I pulled DD duty tonight.

by NakedReporta March 23, 2019

Doing a shady

Saying that you are going to kill or hurt your self to get attention or putting your self down by saying stupid things

There he goes saying he’s going to kill him self just doing a shady to get attention

by Wikiguy April 2, 2019

Doing a Simon

When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.

I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore

by FloppySimon May 29, 2019

don’t do it

when a bitch is trying you

mariah: i was here first
me: bitch don’t do it

by JAJAJAKSK May 30, 2019

Doing a DJ

Having a poop

Sorry i missed your message i was doing a DJ

Phil took a selfie while doing a DJ

Al enjoys his time alone doing a DJ

by KON4LYFE May 30, 2019

Doing a Liz

agreeing to do a particular thing and not doing a single thing

We had a group assignment but it looks like she’s “doing a Liz”

by ESSLH June 4, 2019