Get the crushmug. An action used to immobilize and/or exterminate insects without overtly damaging the specimen (and thus making examination difficult) or causing the internal contents of the specimen to adhere the aforementioned specimen to the crushing implement, thus contaminating it from future use. The crushing implement (typically a shoe, flat rock, paper, or otherwise suitable object) is placed over the specimen and advanced until a controlled breaking of the exoskeleton is both felt and possibly heard; the practice has frequently been described as "satisfying". The crushing implement is then released and inspection may begin. This method can be applied to slow moving insects, but may require a previously applied 'stunning' blow to fast moving or flying insects.
Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Look at the size of that Fu**ing _____! Gentle Crush!!"
Dude 1's shoe: "...ccccrrrkkcc..."
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "It's guts shot out of its anus and glued it to the driveway, three of its legs came off, and its remaining limbs are twitching uncontrollably; but it's still in pretty good condition! Check out it's weird spiny/barbed/colorful/long/fat appendage(s)!
Dude 1's shoe: "...ccccrrrkkcc..."
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "It's guts shot out of its anus and glued it to the driveway, three of its legs came off, and its remaining limbs are twitching uncontrollably; but it's still in pretty good condition! Check out it's weird spiny/barbed/colorful/long/fat appendage(s)!
by idontreallywantapseudonym17463 April 1, 2013
Get the Gentle crushmug. one of those words teenagers these days use to describe a hopeless love interest. truly useless dare i say; lets just sit back, relax, and let romance die in a hole where it belongs.
random teen: “i have a crush on this gu-“
dignified boomer: “ohhh give up child, your brother doesn’t love you, and he never will!”
dignified boomer: “ohhh give up child, your brother doesn’t love you, and he never will!”
by snakeenthusiast69 July 31, 2022
Get the crushmug. by Briskyy Brii 🌟 November 21, 2023
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Get the Kiss your crush or girlfriend daymug. by Jedudod September 14, 2021
Get the National ask your crush outmug. On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.
by 000.04.0005 July 24, 2021
Get the National “don’t text your crush day”mug.