Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.

Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.

by Why$$ September 12, 2020

Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.

Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.

by Why$$ September 12, 2020

Mariah Carey

An mysterious deity fo unknown origin with an evil conscience...

She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...

Guy 1 "Hey, Christmas time is coming soon"
Guy 2 "Be on the lookout for Mariah Carey"

by ScreamyFrog November 8, 2020

44 case

A large amount of drugs or money

I caught a 44 case me and 44g in ohio felt like we hit the lottery

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Allen Case

The opposite of Tetsuya Syndrome. Someone who was destined to die first.

Person A: So, for the next character-
Person B: Allen Case
A: Wha-
B: ALLEN CASE.

by Buyo Buyo Goddess March 1, 2021

The case of the Palumbos

When you type in all caps about sexual activity.

I was on a gay chatroom when this 35..39 year old guy had the case of the palumbos all of a sudden.

"Raw?"

"YEA"

"what's that?"

"NO RUBER"

by thatinvisibleguy@fuckyou March 12, 2021

JASPER CASE

a gay chapter book made specifically for farting with 2 inch legs and only says the word BEH

jasper is a gay chapter book made specifically for farting with 2 inch legs and only says the word BEH jasper case

by noodle woodle January 19, 2021