by crazy soviet February 19, 2011
by rioLOL October 01, 2008
Receiving felatio in which the girl fileting is topless. In a situation where a girl is unattractive but has a nice rack you would receive a topless blow job. The best way to get a topless blow job or tbj , is when the girl is going down on you, yank the back bottom of her shirt over her head like you are in a hockey fight then proceed w/ the tbj.
Guy 1: Would you bang that girl?
Guy 2: She is kind of ugly and has a bit of a gut. But she has a great rack! I'll take a topless blow job.
Guy 2: She is kind of ugly and has a bit of a gut. But she has a great rack! I'll take a topless blow job.
by John Balls October 12, 2007
When a girl gives you head you grab the back of her head and thrust back and forth as hard as possible causing a bloody nose. It is preferable to have a beer gut.
by sharks4thecup March 11, 2009
When the lips of your anus, which form an "O", stretch to such an extent due to hours on the toilet, the "O" of your anal lips tear. Thus, you have blown your O-Ring, as well as lost your anal virginity.
"OH GOD! MY ANUS!"
"SUSTIN, ARE YOU BLOWING AN O-RING IN THERE?!?!?!"
*Blood and feces proceed to drip into toilet*
"SUSTIN, ARE YOU BLOWING AN O-RING IN THERE?!?!?!"
*Blood and feces proceed to drip into toilet*
by Sustin Ramham March 21, 2015
by Psycho_Duck13 October 19, 2020
by Creepster909 August 26, 2009