Alabama fudge cruncher

Only in Alabama it is when a person rolls a freshly released turd and roasted honey peanuts and gives it to somebody to ingest

Hey Billy remember how Mrs Johnson gave me an f on my science test well I gave her a good old Alabama fudge cruncher just to show her how appreciative I am.

by Goochflaps December 29, 2023

alabama china

Paper plates and plastic/paper utensils/cups. For special nights, use red Solo cups!

Let's use the Alabama china so we don't have to wash dishes!

by CainisAble February 12, 2016

alabama china

Paper plates, plastic utensils, cups

Let's use the Alabama china tonight so that we don't have to wash the dishes!

by CainisAble February 12, 2016

Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are on the toilet taking a shit while giving a blowjob to your cousin.

My mom walked in on me giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin, I wasn't invited to Easter that year.

by mommysmilk April 18, 2021

Alabama high five

When you and your buddy DP a girl and your ball sacks slap each others giving him a high five.

Last night was funny as hell when Keaton and Ronnie did the Alabama high five to that little dirty butt April

by iloveslutsbishop December 10, 2023

alabama shaker

When you’re mid climax and the women releases viscous gas causing an almost Tasmanian Devil like reaction

Right when i finished she a did a full Alabama Shaker

by Andrew Dewitt June 11, 2024

Alabama Wetdown

The act of pissing on someone.

Me: You from Alabama?
Redneck: I do declare.
Me: Pee one me.
Redneck: Oh you wanting that Alabama Wetdown ain’t ya boy!

by Audi0sl4v3 July 01, 2022