Dog Phone

A cheap, seperate, untraceable cell-phone kept secret from the wife/girlfriend so that booty call's and sexts cannot be intercepted.

Guy 1 and guy 2 in bar.

Guy 1: *Ring ring* "One sec, I gotta take this."

Guy 2: "That a new phone?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, dog phone."

Guy 2: "Nice.... nice."

by Lunchbox 99 March 6, 2012

Dog Vlog

Used by Youtuber Charles Trippy to describe the content of the vlog. A Dog Vlog is a vlog that contains mostly footage of their two dogs, Zoey and Marley.

I'm sorry guys, today was a total dog vlog.

by Tinabeaner004 August 14, 2011

P Dog

A Stinky bastard, fucking hench though. Has got a dog called Ben.

Oi, P Dog Fucking STINKS!!

by ilovefortnite123 February 26, 2023

God dog it

Instead of saying God damn it, or anything similar to that God dog it is a better thing to say

God dog it your getting on my nerves, I dropped my paper God dog it, You woke me from my sleep God dog it

by Kaylee lots April 1, 2023

dog-rizz

the act of using your dog to attract another person, especially if your dog is an adorable breed.

Yo, these two girls came up to me in Bell Works and said "omg can I pet your dog?" My dog-rizz is on point.

by Spu-tay February 9, 2023

Petting the dog

Anal Fingering.

Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!

Preston: Damn weirdo.

by PencilBuzz July 16, 2023

Homer's Dog

A dog that has sustained immense trauma, usually missing an eye.

Yo that kind of looks like homer's dog.

by Jack shoe May 8, 2023