Dump n' Wash

When you take a bowel movement and a shower in the same trip to the bathroom.

"Dude, I just had the quickest dump n' wash ever!"
"15 minutes? Shit. I better pull a dump n' wash."

by Jesse Church October 28, 2007

Painta 'N Decorata

See (batty boy)
Painta 'N Decoratas are into decorating
preferably the back passage of males, with sperm.

dave is a real painta n decorata!!

by clive sinclair May 29, 2003

burn it n return it

a term used by pirates where one rips or burns a rented or borrowed DVD before they return it.

"Hey man, that was a good rental."
"Yeah, i'll probably burn it n return it."

"That was a good movie you borrowed from Joe."
"Yeah, i'm gonna burn it n return it."

(Commonly used with DVD rented from Netflicks or Blockbuster, as well as DVDs borrowed.)

by 5yrs and 250G May 12, 2010

Hoe n' Training

A girl who is on the verge of being a hoe, but needs help being taught by someone of higher whore authority.

Nick is the original man hoe and Nova is the Hoe n' training

by fam0usniickyex3 May 14, 2008

Stank n' Dank

The act of smoking marijuana while taking a dump.

Jeff: Hey man, what'd you do last night?
Ryan: Well the parents weren't home so I did a stank n' dank.
Jeff: Nice man, I heard it helps the poop slip right out
Ryan: You heard right! You should definitely give it a try.

by CannabisCat July 4, 2012

Wangs N Thangs

Cool way of saying wings n things

Lets go eat at Wangs N Thangs!

by MACDADDY559 September 26, 2010

creep-n-cruise

1. To creep one's car forward at an intersection or in heavy traffic so as to get a better view of an attractive person in an adjacent vehicle.

2. Seemingly creepy automobile behavior of adjusting speed or position in order to check out occupant(s) of an adjacent vehicle.

Alternate: cruise-n-creep

I was creep-n-cruising this hot girl at Melrose and Fairfax until I realized her boyfriend was in the front seat.

Don't you hate when the driver in front of you doesn't move up far enough to let you creep-n-cruise the car next to you?

by Shun the Non Beliver March 2, 2010