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Windows 11

1. A malware combination of Spyware and Adware released by Microsoft for "security." To secure your data to data brokers and ads in your start menu, to secure money into Microshit's pocket. An OS used by NPCs who don't know any better and also trust things like Norton and McAfee. See also NPC and Shitware/Shovelware

2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.

3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.

4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.

5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)

6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.

7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth

8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
1.) Person 1 "Hey dude, you upgraded to Windows 11 yet?"
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."

2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."

3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
by this websites devs suck ass September 27, 2024
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window anxiety

The anxiety of uncovered windows at night (eg- being scared someone will be looking at you through the window if you look outside at night)
Oh yeah I have window anxiety, that’s why my window shades/blinds get closed before it turns dark
by Zenny08 November 29, 2024
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Windouche

The window of time one has when one (primarily gay guys) douches and one gets fucked. Approximately three hours.
Gurl, I windouched and he was late, so I accidentally shit on his dick.
by Lover7681 December 14, 2024
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window filling

when one person is inside the building whilst the other is outside the window and they proceed to have sex through the window
“i thought you couldn’t have sex because her parents were home?”

“we did anyways because we partake in window filling
by windowfillingbigdickrandy January 20, 2025
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Windows 11

by Urban_Alien_69 February 10, 2026
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Windows Event Viewer

Windows Event Viewer is like a crystal ball - in most cases, supposed technicians will ask you to check it, but the errors rarely tell you anything, ESPECIALLY if it's hardware related. The only time it ever helps you is to get other people that think they know what they're doing to slam your question into ChatGPT.

It's usually the result of the "technicians" having a CompTIA certification specifically so that they can earn money -- not because they understand the software or hardware.
Please check your Windows Event Viewer so that we can see what might be causing the problem.
by Doge 2.0 February 16, 2026
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winbo

a dumb former gale dev with 0 iq.
Person 1: wen come back to gale
winbo: never
by i like to be annoymous February 27, 2025
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