Balrog's Whip

A situation in which one appears to have narrowly escaped disaster, only to suffer a fatal blow at the last moment. Refer's to the weapon of Durin's Bane who, after falling into the chasm below Khazad-dûm, lashed out its whip and caught Gandalf by the heel.

1

"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"

2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.

by Leery Loon February 4, 2021

Charlie whip

To swing something, such as a bag, around your shoulder before throwing, or whipping, it.

I just charlie whipped this trashbag of dog shit into my neighbors yard for being an asshole

by Mlrbs870 June 29, 2015

Whip out the plastic

To pay or offer to pay for something using a credit (or debit) card.

Before you whip out the plastic for your next purchase, check whether alternative and cheaper payment methods might be available.

by wzofoz October 20, 2022

pussy whipped

When you cant go outside no more because your girl dont let you.

Pete is a pussy johnson because maddie got him pussy whipped

by fadedboxxers July 24, 2023

National Whip It Out Day

Dating back to the pre historic era national whip it out day is a day when men are permitted by the rules of nature to whip it out although men must control their most valuable cargo this holiday dose not apply to she-males or people who belive there is more than 2 genders and is also exclusive to men of all ages

Ricky: Hi Sally

Sally: Hey Ricky

Ricky: Happy National Whip It Out Day whips it out
Sally: OH wow look at the masterpiece happy National Whip It Out Day

by DizzyCannon7211 April 19, 2020

Pussy whipped

under the whip and every command of a girl.

Gerry always says “Hold on gotta go call my girl”. He so pussy whipped.

by Vatreni Torcida March 19, 2020

Whipped

Someone who is controlled by there partner in a relationship

Harry is whipped by saffron

by Ctcyvubih July 21, 2019