Whipped

When you have caught mad feelings for someone, like a crush but more serious.

Me: “Bro I’m so whipped for this one girl/boy”
Bro: “yo same”

by Lancersprancers January 26, 2019

Turkey whipped

When one naws on hemorrhoids and or licks up dingleberries.

Hell nah man you turkey whipped

by Phonyassshaggy July 12, 2024

Miracle whip

When you cum and slap a chick with you dick at the same time.

Man I gave my girl that miracle whip last night
Man she looks like she just got miracle whipped

I miracle whipped your sister last night
I bet she’s craving that miracle whip

by BigSteve621 April 12, 2019

whipped dog conservative

A conservative who is so afraid of ostracism by liberals that he instinctively pulls punches, ducks fights, and asks his supporters to be content with minimal victories or defeats that could have been worse.

Rush Limbaugh once accused the Republican majorityof acting like 'whipped puppy dogs.' An illustrative case would be the call by certain neoconservatives for a "twenty year national debate" on abortion before moving forward with pro-life legislation. A whipped dog conservative would pretend to find this reasoning persuasive, since it gives him an excuse to duck a fight.

by George Chesterton October 3, 2011

Whip Withdrawals

When someone's personal vehicle is taken away due to an accident or some other means and they are unable to drive it.

My car is in the shop and I'm having whip withdrawals man...

by Big Hustle June 2, 2018

pussy whipped

When you cant go outside no more because your girl dont let you.

Pete is a pussy johnson because maddie got him pussy whipped

by fadedboxxers July 24, 2023

National Whip It Out Day

Dating back to the pre historic era national whip it out day is a day when men are permitted by the rules of nature to whip it out although men must control their most valuable cargo this holiday dose not apply to she-males or people who belive there is more than 2 genders and is also exclusive to men of all ages

Ricky: Hi Sally

Sally: Hey Ricky

Ricky: Happy National Whip It Out Day whips it out
Sally: OH wow look at the masterpiece happy National Whip It Out Day

by DizzyCannon7211 April 19, 2020