weed

Marijuana. A plant that makes you feel relaxed and serene and even helps relieve pain, but usually also turns you into a smelly uninteresting loser who can't talk about anything else, and is in a bad mood whenever they're not smoking it.

It's like some of these people don't realize you can't eat birthday cake for every meal...

guy 1: weed is god's gift to the universe
(there is no guy 2 because guy 1 has no friends)

by Drank The Stank May 01, 2020

weed

the national scent of the UK's parks and bus stops

Dude it stinks of weed here!

by alltheotherusernamesweretaken March 24, 2018

Weed

Oh god im on crack help.

That shit weed kush so good

Weeduojldfsahdawdmnnsmab dawdmn sad.

Im on crack
Johny: Yes papa
im on crack
Johny: yes papa

by xXGamerXxDimokVindictDeluxSkid October 05, 2019

WEED

The OG way of going to heven and hell

Once whesly said"you want some weed"

by Demon slayer 661 November 02, 2018

weed

the way of curing ur pain and life for about 3 hours also known as in the hood "GAS","CANDY","THE BLUNT", "SWEET HEAVEN".

he smoked the weed till it was gone

by slimbodybitch October 07, 2019

Weed

A green substance that looks like weed

Yo u got some weed

Dealer:ye got some super Mario kart purple haze

by Ryan Bromley February 16, 2020

Weed

Don’t smoke before 8am unless you want the day to be uneventful

Weed is good for the mind not for the weak mind

by Ukgangster September 24, 2021