waffling

extreme stupidity and loosing braincells at the same time

when Ryder is waffling to Caleb and everyone is losing braincells and shooting themselfs in the brain

by ShufflesJohnson September 14, 2023

Waffle stomp

The nice warm feeling of a big turd being crushed into the shower drain

I just did a waffle stomp right when I got into the shower

by Big balls 97 February 9, 2022

Waffle ASS

When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.

DAD! PULL OVER. I have a bad case of Waffle ASS!

by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018

Make your girlfriend a waffle day

20 october is make your girlfriend waffles day

it's october 20, i'm gonna make my girlfriend waffles for make your girlfriend a waffle day

by turnitps October 19, 2022

Blue waffle

A derogatory term for a hoe

A female that is so rancid whoresh she the infamous fictitious disease blue waffle a disease that would turn the vagina blue

Can you believe that he fucked that nasty blue waffle bitch...n introduced that hoe to our daughter!

by Imitated bit never duplicated August 21, 2022

Waffle Pawed

verb to UTTERLY beat a large number of online players on any or all first person shooters.

This guy was COD last night, shot him straight in the head, he hella got waffle pawed!

by Elias Lewis June 23, 2011

Dick waffle

When her pussy is so hot and tight it compresses and slightly cooks your dick and some cases you pull out with cum dripping as if syrup is glazed over your dick

She gave me that dick waffle last night

by Bleppper Blea December 9, 2017