Big Woman Personality Disorder (also known as BWPD) is a personality disorder in which a woman is loud, obnoxious, and tastelessly bombastic. It should not be recognized as a real personality, but rather as an amalgamation of anything that happens to pop into her brain and needs to be yelled about. The "big woman" refers to the nature of the personality, not the literal size of the woman, though they can (and often do) correspond. They can often be identified by wearing backpacks far too small to be useful or stylish, and they may be "Disney adults." There is a lesser known corresponding disorder for men but it better blends in amongst the populace as it is generally more expected and is less of a "cry for help." Note that not all talkative women have BWPD, since one major requirement is obnoxiousness.
by davus0000 August 23, 2024
Get the Big Woman Personality Disordermug. When you go to an expensive or prestigious store, college, club or hair salon and get snubbed or patronized because of how you look. People who look like bums, hookers, hicks (think Hee Haw) and trailer trash are frequently targeted; also, people of color and indigenous groups.
Ida Lee, who grew up in a trailer park outside Palookaville, was an honor student and cheer captain. She went to an Ivy League college on full scholarship, but the snobby students and profs Pretty Womaned her, saying that she wasn’t smart enough for university.
Elaine, a taxi driver who moonlights at an art gallery, goes to a fancy hair salon - and gets Pretty Womaned, leaving the place looking like Ronald McDonald.
LaShawn and Supinder go to Holt Renfrew, only to be Pretty Womaned by a snotty clerk. They were told that Value Village had a yellow tag sale. (LaShawn and Supinder could afford Holt Renfrew, but they’re people of color).
Elaine, a taxi driver who moonlights at an art gallery, goes to a fancy hair salon - and gets Pretty Womaned, leaving the place looking like Ronald McDonald.
LaShawn and Supinder go to Holt Renfrew, only to be Pretty Womaned by a snotty clerk. They were told that Value Village had a yellow tag sale. (LaShawn and Supinder could afford Holt Renfrew, but they’re people of color).
by The Real Canadian April 25, 2022
Get the Pretty Womanedmug. The app woman who showed up at my place looked just like her profile picture in her "personal services" ad. I was so excited.
by Unkie Mark June 11, 2019
Get the app womanmug. A born woman may choose to identify as a different gender and or lack there of at some point later in they're adult life.
by CrowOfCommonSense May 29, 2023
Get the Born Womanmug. Woman Enjoyer is a Lesbian term, made by Lesbians, ONLY for Lesbians, not to be confused with Woman Liker, which for non lesbians
by qjcsiqfqiagakavq August 1, 2022
Get the Woman Enjoyermug. If I was a woman?
Hym “Well, apparently, the best thing you can do in that regard (as a woman) is get a job working with retards and then just fuck the retards.”
by Hym Iam October 16, 2022
Get the Womanmug. celebrated the second friday of january, DRINK A WOMAN BEER. only women can have woman beer, woman beer is like not beer but not a cocktail yk. like smirnoff ice something fruity. if you like real beer youre nasty as hell. piss drinkers. To celebrate sing America the Beautiful and drink everytime a word that starts with “A” is sung. If you are a man you cannot participate in this holiday unless given permission.
friend #1: GAH I AM THIRSTY!!!!! WHAT DAY IS IT???!?!?
friend #2: GOOD FOR YOU! it’s National Woman Beer Day, here’s a pink lemonade jack daniel’s!
friend #1 and #2 then sing America the Beautiful together with woman beers in hand.
friend #2: GOOD FOR YOU! it’s National Woman Beer Day, here’s a pink lemonade jack daniel’s!
friend #1 and #2 then sing America the Beautiful together with woman beers in hand.
by B1gT1ll3r January 8, 2025
Get the National Woman Beer Daymug.