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touch toilet 

Probably the biggest achievement somebody can obtain. If you happen to achieve touch toilet, you will be worshipped for months, even years. Touch toilet is one of the hardest life achievements anybody could be able to obtain. If you happen to achieve it, your name will be everywhere, you will be full of fame and money , your life will better up, you will have no worries and will definitely, absolutely, get a wife and all of your wishes shall come true.
person 1: Yo, who is this guy Zeke?
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!

Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me! 

The one phrase which states quite clearly, the sarcastic way to finish an argument against something.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.
"What? You don't like Zelda Breath of the Wild? Fine! Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!"

TouchPadWarrior 

A sexy motherfucker who has red hair, drunks a shit ton of alcohol and farms mounts on World of Warcraft. Touchpadwarrior's enjoy saying things like "OoOoOoOoH LEGENDARY" and other things like "OoOoOh Champion you fuck my ass so nice". They also like to get drunk and wear murloc onesies and dance with their dogs, and they are also badass baristas and the best Arms Warrior that play on a muthafuggin Touchpad!
"Holy shit, Shamas looks like a Touchpadwarrior!"
"Is that a touchpadwarrior over there making coffee??"
TouchPadWarrior by Moistbois August 21, 2020

Touching Life Globally 

MAGICINE Pharma is a Social initiative which helps best access to a broad range of medicines for life-threatening diseases, in particular, Oncology (Cancer), Hepatitis, Anti-Retrovira ( HIV), Neurology and Rheumatology These medicines are not widely available and hence we bridge the gap between the trusted healthcare professionals and leading hospitals/institutions across the world with the patient. We supply to areas where reach is difficult and cannot afford medicines. Treatment is reachable and right to all.
Contact us: +919319113130
Touching Life Globally
Touching Life Globally by MGpharma September 25, 2020

touchithoes 

touchithoes is a stan-twitter icon dedicated to Ariana Grande. He has surpased almost 2K followers and remains one of the most loved and well known accounts to this day. His tweets make everyone laugh and is adored by the majority of arianators. A quote from a fan says “Ive adored enrique since he first started, he is so funny and he has helped me through alot of pain. He puts a smile on my face every time he tweets!”
wow have you seen touchithoes hes so funny

touchitalicia 

a rat on twitter with 3.5k
touchitalicia is a rat
touchitalicia by touchitalicia October 13, 2020