thomas clayton duckworth

A retard that has a small weiner and sucks at basketball

That kid is such a Thomas Clayton Duckworth

by Sums0328 December 12, 2017

thomas schulz

Thomas Schulz is a very cute and fat person, who won´t buy people what they want. He is annoying and a very fat cunt.

You are such a Thomas Schulz

by stealex November 3, 2020

Thomas Andary

A fucking god amongst men, everyone else is a living embodiment of trash compared to him. If your name isn’t Tom/Thomas go fuck yourself. Massive cock btw… don’t ask me how I know.

Person: Oh my god is that Thomas Andary

Tom: go fuck yourself
Person: What?
God: He said go fuck yourself
Person: Holy shit is that god?!
God: No it’s Joe mama now go fuck yourself

by J0e m4ma April 22, 2022

thomas

a slur

your such a thomas

by thyu October 12, 2023

Shut Up Thomas Day 3

shut up thomas day 3 is the third national shut up thomas day in the world! it’s on october 20th!

thomas: hey
me: shut up
thomas: oh my god is there ANOTHER national shut up thomas day?

me: yup! it’s october 20th, today! Shut Up Thomas Day 3!
thomas: why

by adorable6d September 23, 2020

Thomas Rice

A Person That Sucks Dick For A living

That woman on the street was very Thomas Rice.

by SchwabTheZombie May 7, 2018

Thomas

He's very often found scrolling through his own name on Urban Dictionary. Hes probably affiliated with the Hooker Palace. His best friend is probably a kinky Australian goblin with ADHD.

Thomas illness is chronic but his ass is iconic

by Definitely Not Soko July 8, 2020