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J+D

A relationship where two really love each other. They both understand each other and they both would do anything for one another. The J is an amazing person, someone who cares for you, can over think and has a soft spot. They love family, friends and deserves a lot better. The D in the relationship is someone who over thinks, might be a little confident, someone kind-hearted and most of all very unique.
Someone:Our initials together are J+D!

Someone else:Woah! You guys seem to be a perfect match.
by CrackheadedVal August 18, 2021
mugGet the J+Dmug.

Polo a J

To polo means putting a marijuana cigarette through a packet of polos, often giving the smoke a minty taste
Person 1 - you wanna polo a J man?

Person 2 - Yes, I would.
by wowthatisalongword June 13, 2010
mugGet the Polo a Jmug.

j. fed

as one associated with hephalumps, or woozles
Yo! Heph that lump of j. fed before the wooz-dawg gets him!
by Anonymous May 6, 2003
mugGet the j. fedmug.

J-Shap

One who shines in an employment interview. One who defies all trends, core competencies, and rises to immortal status within a 1 hour period. One who "dabbles" in "projects" musically. One who excels in the area of ladies perfume sales. One who is apparently part of the team before they are part of the team.
"Hey.....you go in there and you J-Shap the HELL out of the MF'ers and you OWN that job.......when you are ready.....when you are ready"
by Rocky Balboa of the Links February 24, 2010
mugGet the J-Shapmug.

J-Teez

The Act Of Jizzing All Over Some Titties
I Was Getting Some Head When I Decide To Pull Out And J-Teez The Bitch
by J-Teezer August 1, 2009
mugGet the J-Teezmug.

Daniel J

He has enormous pp it is too large before you put it in she will say its very big and enormous pp.
Girl 1: I'm hanging out with Daniel J today and i can already feel his pp
Girl 2: OMG OMG OMG BRING ME WITH YOUs
by GODISSUPERGOOD December 11, 2019
mugGet the Daniel Jmug.

J-Margolised

Getting decked, knocked over, jacked up, or lit up.

Word is best when someone gets decked by a bike!

Word is made famous by the bike that ran Justin over.
"S*** dude, that kid just got straight J-Margolised by that bike!"

"Yo, what was that Wide Receiver doing going across the middle? He got J-Margolised!"
by Tom Pete August 14, 2008
mugGet the J-Margolisedmug.

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