45th president of the United States and WEF stooge, Donald Trump. Named so due to Operation Warpspeed.
"WAKAWOOGA MAGAMOOGA TRUST THE PLAN! DVRK MVGV TRVMP!"
"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"
"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"
by 5MillionAttoparsecsFromHell May 30, 2024
Get the Captain Warpspeedmug. Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?
Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.
by Bartholomew The Eraser March 20, 2024
Get the Captain J. Skinnybonesmug. When a girl goes down on you in a hot tub and as you cum and convulse she stays sucking causing her to dunk her head underwater until you finish.
by sugar918 January 13, 2022
Get the The Captainmug. Based on the true story of the pirates who control the Horn of Africa, the captain Phillips is the act of sticking Somalian weapons in your partners genitals followed by screaming "I am the captain now!!!"
by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017
Get the the captain phillipsmug.