Blood Crystals

Buying and selling something as pure as crystals from child slave laborers in Thailand & Africa.

Hey did you hear Rob is selling "Blood Crystals"?

-What??!
-It's Crystals farmed by starving children enslaved in Africa.

by micromoods January 11, 2023

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Blood fountain

When you rip off someone's head with great force. When the blood squirts out grab the shoulders and begin to slurp up the blood.

After ripping the children into pieces the nun gave Harvey a blood fountain.

by The scribe of thy lord January 13, 2018

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bird blood

Bird blood is the ultimate form of bird.....it is the bird god of murder

When you have run out of words to say or the conversation could use some spice just say BIRD BLOOD in a screech and you will be recognized as the bird god of murder

by StubbyWubby September 12, 2020

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Blood pudding

When you fuck a women on her period and dip in her vagina and her ass making a sloppy bloody pudding mixing the blood and poo from her ass.

Last night I made some of the best blood pudding with my girl friend.

by shovel breaker May 26, 2022

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Blood donor blitz

Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.

You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."

Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"

You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."

by PulpFriction September 14, 2021

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