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Evan Sam

Evan Sam is brown and friendly thats all.
Evan Sam is brown and friendly
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An absolute chad and model Sigma male. Built like an ox and Bob Ross had a love child. Will ghost you endlessly. A big weeb and a bigger stud. 10/10. Would recommend.
Person 1: Have you heard from Sam lately?

Person 2: No. He’s probably watching Doki Doki’s Bizzare Neon Ballz
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"god, you know sam? he's such a man whore."
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The handsomest boy in the whole world that I will never stop loving
I don’t deserve Sam because he’s too perfect
Sam is my future husband
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A tiny penis man who watches anime all day while jacking off
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Throughout the entire universe, Sam is just simply the best. Sam is a really funny guy, and really musically talented. Sam is the guy you just want to be around all the time and he makes you feel at peace. When speaking to a Sam, you feel understood and can have some really meaningful conversations, he also has a tendency to make some pretty interesting sounds . It's easy to catch feelings for a Sam, and once you do, it will consume you, in the best way possible. People called Sam might sometimes have weird food likings such as eating cereal at 2am or eating plain bagels for fun, 2 chocolate coins are enough to send Sam on a sugar rush, but that just makes Sam, Sam. Any person who is lucky enough to be in orbit with a Sam, should know how lucky they are. Anything that Sam will say at all, is just automatically cool. Sam is a pretty handsome dude, and he is someone you want to keep in your life forever. Sam is great, Sam is life, Sam is Sam.
Sam: 'I once got hypothermia in summer!'
Me: 'WOW THATS SO COOOOOL!!!'
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