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Dirty Dick Hat Trick

When one has vaginal intercourse with at least three women in a day without washing his penis.

(Is generally abbreviated to DDHT)
Friend #1: Last spring break I totally pulled off a DDHT!

Friend #2: Dude, what's a DDHT???

Friend #1: The Dirty Dick Hat Trick bro!
by TheChoctawCountyKid December 7, 2017
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Gloucester City Hat-Trick

Getting 3 different women “pregnant”, all of whom hail from the City of Gloucester.
Brandon is 1 “positive test” away from The Gloucester City Hat-Trick.
by rickmulhern March 14, 2021
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Suprise Alabama Top Hat

While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.
Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?

Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.

Matt: That’s messed up bro.
by thehypocriticalzoilist October 1, 2018
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Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.

Also known as BHPS.

A harmless condition in which the catalyst event is inadvertently bought about by the victim wearing a hat for novelty purposes, while they are not generally accustomed to wearing one.
They do this under marijuana inebriation.

The marijuana ingestion causes vagueness and temporary loss of short term memory in the victim, and the irregular use of the hat becomes forgotten.

The victim senses the anomalous pressure caused by the hat, and perceives it to be something akin to a "headache", an imbalance, or loss in equilibrium.

For treatment of BHPS, identification of the cause (see: hat) and removal will result in alleviation of the symptoms.

This results in a return to relative normalcy, and increased feelings of joy in the (now) former victim.

Most often, identification will be made by a secondary party - Hat removal procedures can be performed by either of the aforementioned, a nigh-immediate improvement will be noted thereafter.

The syndrome has been known to recur at times of subsequent marijuana usage.
He thought there was something wrong.

There wasn't.

It was merely a case of Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome.

Removal Procedure began immediately upon identification.
by Jomamanoidus Rex March 20, 2013
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bitmoji cow boy hat

The bitmoji cow boy hat means a lot to a lot of people and if anyone tells you to take it off just take it off or you’ll have bad luck for years.
Only wear the bitmoji cow boy hat if you have the matching overalls.
by Happysow May 17, 2021
mugGet the bitmoji cow boy hatmug.
wear the hat ride the cowboy - You’re having sexual relations the person who’s hat you’re wearing.

A practice in the south, at least in Texas, where a guy will give you his hat to let other guys know you are taken.
“Omg, Amy! Randy gave me his hat,” said Julia.

You know what that means,” said Amy.

“No,” said Julia.

wear the hat ride the cowboy,” said Amy. Ok
by Green carrot June 1, 2023
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katch ei hat a lie

A Jamaican phrase meaning to put your hat at the side of your head.
Fatha depo
Fatha ?
Fully

Katch ei hat a lie ? Rich a lie
by Kendaley October 1, 2022
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