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Nake Snake 

Instead of sleeping naked, which is uncivilised, you bear a snake across your private parts. This acts as a boundary layer to prevent profanities in compromising situations, and because snakes are cold blooded it keeps you cool.
Lad 1: Man it's so hot, I wish I could sleep naked but I don't want you to see my knockers.

Lad 2: Well maybe you should grab that snake over there and give the Nake Snake a go.
Nake Snake by NippleMuffins July 24, 2018
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King Snake 

A top predator at the top of his game. A King Snake has turned being a snake into an art form. Using his snake like charm to seduce and get what he wants, he cares very little about upsetting others.

A King Snake tends to regard himself low down on the snakey scale. This is all part of a King Snakes weaponry.

The name Rob is synonymous with the term King Snake.
"You know that Rob? He's the King Snake."

"Nobody is safe tonight, the King Snake is out"
King Snake by TheArabianPrince June 23, 2018

Norwegian Snake Hole 

When your partner attempts to kiss you and so you stick out your tongue, similar to a snake, and thrust it into their mouth.
My girlfriend was leaning in to kiss me, so to mess with her I gave her the ol' Norwegian snake hole.

crestfallen snake 

sad and disappointed, especially when something has not succeeded
J: I always give people the benefit of the doubt having a few months with something that felt real was good enough.

A: crestfallen snake is what you call this a close to almost best friend.

Chasing the Snake

A Polish saying which explains why you walk twice as much going the same distance back from the bar than to the bar.

The staggering S pattern across the street is akin to chasing a snake, which slithers left and right.
"Woytek took 45 minutes coming home yesterday."
"What? But he lives down the road!"
"Yes, but he was chasing the snake."

what a snake

aye!! you know what you should do?? you should what a snake!!
what a snake by blur trikzz September 7, 2016

Red belly black snake 

When a black guy has sex with a chick on her period
Did you hear about Tycen and Dias. She gave him a red belly black snake