rusty gillespie

where a girl eats a dude's asshole while jerking him off.

Beware of the women that know what a rusty gillespie is.

by Kevin Sargeant November 26, 2005

Rusty Kitten

The butt, or more specifically, anus

-So how's your new girlfriend
-She's ok, but she won't take it in the rusty kitten

by Salty Skillz July 29, 2008

Rusty Palmer

The sexual event in which a girl deficates in her hand and procedes to give her partner what is known as a common hand job.

I met this girl at the bar and took her home. On the way back we got a super bomb burrito from the gas station. After she ate the burrito at my house foreplay ensued. Due to the effect the burrito had on her digestive system she suddenly expierenced a sudden burst of uncontrolable diarrhea. She tried to catch it with her hand to avoid making a mess of the bed. Without skipping a beat she proceded to stroke my penis with a shit soaked hand. I then deemed this the Rusty Palmer

by DJ Hotdish January 21, 2012

Rusty Banana

The act of purposefully having intercourse with a women using a Rapex Condom, causing extensive bleeding and coloring the penis red, hence the term "Rusty Banana"

Miranda gave me the best Rusty Banana last night, it hurt so good.

by Rusty Shaklefordington September 29, 2013

Rusty cactus

When a ginger person shaves their pubic region and sticks them to a male's penis and fucks them up the anus until they shit down their shaft

When my wife performed a rusty cactus she shit down my shaft and it got caught in my japs eye

by Humphrey cavendish March 8, 2014

rusty butcher

The act of anal intercourse followed by gnawing of the providers penis. Teeth marks and blood must be present

a rusty butcher is defined as while mark is performing anal intercourse after ejaculation with Jane he proceeds to remove his penis from Janes anus and insert it into her mouth and Jane proceeds to gnaw on marks penis like a corn on the Cobb (gj) (dd)(sr) (cw)

by Rusty Butcher May 31, 2017

Rusty Trumbone

It's a trumbone that's rusty, in fact...it's so rusty that it has been considered the most rustiest item in all of rustiness history!

Damn, that rusty trumbone is very rusty!

by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018