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purple pig

When your penis turns purple from having sex with a stuffed pig

That guy totally does the purple pig

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When you blow an upside down air duster in her ass, then plug it up with your thumb, finally suck it out like a whippet.

I gave her a purple bottlecap last night, she fucking loved it!!

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An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney

Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.

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purple cotton weed fucked me in the ass

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A term used to call someone who is usually lazy, stupid, awkward, and annoying af.

Hey has Pedro tried to talk to you today?! He is beind a total purple tater shit!!

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When your girl grabbed your dick skin and snaps it and it turns purple.

“Ahh bitch now I gotta purple turtleneck on my dick, stupid hoe.”

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