Turkish mashed potatos

1.The act of boiling a potato, inserting it into a girls ass along with a little butter and salt and then fucking her as hard and fast as you can in the asshole.

1. Step one-Boil one large russet potato, Step 2 insert into asshole with butter and salt. 3. fuck asshole in a vigorous motion for 2 minutes 4. Enjoy you turkish mashed potatos!

by Jbook July 21, 2006

Mashed Potato Man

noun. A menace of the forest that came to life through a bowl of mashed potatoes. He wears a yellow shirt, blue jeans, and underpants on his head to hide his true identity.

"The Mashed Potato Man has come back!"

by Scnigey March 23, 2003

Boil some potatoes

The act of defacating in a toilet. With your poo being the potatoes and the toilet being the pot of water.

I can't wait until halftime, I got to boil some potatoes.

by Biff Cool May 30, 2006

mexican potato chip

when a man cums on a girls face, leaves it to dry, and peels it off later as a cum chip

Debbie: I ate my boyfriends mexican potato chip last night.

by clusterslugs March 9, 2009

Potato Lord

A person who has a stumpy dirty chode, and likes to suck other peoples dicks/chodes and is homosexual.

Joey: Hey who is that?
Dylan: Oh, that's Riley. He's totally a Potato Lord.

by urbanmaster111 July 24, 2013

Half-Baked Potato

When you're sportin' a blunt and having sex at the same time, delicately place an uncooked potato up the poop shoot of the broad being ravishly fucked. Upon reaching sexual climax, engage in in a swift punch to the gooch, which will in turn force the potato out of the anus in order to be placed into the oven for 30 minutes or until golden brown.

I was hungry and in the mood for a fucking so i grabbed this dumb cunt and gave her a half-baked potato.

by Bidd Boys January 25, 2009

potato-hugger

A person of Irish descent. Usually, of low standards, and poor bodily hygeine.

I work with a potato-hugger. I can smell his funk from my cube.

by Matthew Herr Pusateri November 9, 2006