3D-rendering of computer generated porn featuring young nude girls in a "toon" virtual realistic format, naked or having sex. Similar to Anime, virtual porn, aka V-Porn, 3D-rendered computer generated graphics depict sexual situations using 3D-rendered computer images of naked girls having sex.
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🧔🏻: So what made you decide to do porn
👱🏻 ♀️ : Well, I’m horny as fuck for one thing. When I was in high school, I was considered a huge slut!
🧔🏻: Really? I’m not surprised
👱🏻 ♀️: Yeah! I just loved deepthroating different guys, and I’d often find virgins so then they could experience how great sex is
🧔🏻: Alright, let’s do this
(Both people strip naked)
Enjoy!
🧔🏻: So what made you decide to do porn
👱🏻 ♀️ : Well, I’m horny as fuck for one thing. When I was in high school, I was considered a huge slut!
🧔🏻: Really? I’m not surprised
👱🏻 ♀️: Yeah! I just loved deepthroating different guys, and I’d often find virgins so then they could experience how great sex is
🧔🏻: Alright, let’s do this
(Both people strip naked)
🍆✊🏻
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Dear god this feels good!
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Oh yeah! Suck this real nibba dick!
😫🍆💦💦😝
😋
😊
😎🍆🍑😁
👱🏻 ♀️: AHHH FUCK ME NIBBA! DRIVE YOUR HARD COCK STRAIGHT INTO MY PUSSY!
🧔🏻: Uhhh who’s your real nibba. Huh who’s smashing your pussy up?
👱🏻 ♀️: YOU NIBBA NOW FILL ME UP WITH YOUR HOT MANLY CUM!!!
😫🍆🍑💦💦😫
🧔🏻: Welp, I hope you got health insurance
👱🏻 ♀️: Oh don’t worry about it! I’ve already gotten preggers 8 times. I can just get an abortion.
🧔🏻: WAIT WHAT!
(The end of the emoji porn)
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Dear god this feels good!
😩🍆👄
🧔🏻: Oh yeah! Suck this real nibba dick!
😫🍆💦💦😝
😋
😊
😎🍆🍑😁
👱🏻 ♀️: AHHH FUCK ME NIBBA! DRIVE YOUR HARD COCK STRAIGHT INTO MY PUSSY!
🧔🏻: Uhhh who’s your real nibba. Huh who’s smashing your pussy up?
👱🏻 ♀️: YOU NIBBA NOW FILL ME UP WITH YOUR HOT MANLY CUM!!!
😫🍆🍑💦💦😫
🧔🏻: Welp, I hope you got health insurance
👱🏻 ♀️: Oh don’t worry about it! I’ve already gotten preggers 8 times. I can just get an abortion.
🧔🏻: WAIT WHAT!
(The end of the emoji porn)
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The only known cure for porn valley syndrome (PVS) is to turn off the porn and go find some strange.
The only known cure for porn valley syndrome (PVS) is to turn off the porn and go find some strange.
"Hey, what happened to Frank? He used to hang out all the time."
"His girlfriend dumped him. He's been stuck in the porn valley for months now."
"He needs to man up. Climb the other hill and meet some real girls."
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