Piss Jelly

The congealed substance normally found on toilet bowls and surrounding floor areas, normally occurs 2 years after last bleaching. Not to be confused with jelly and ice cream

I just wiped my arse and got piss jelly up my hand!

by Wivverswwww22 May 19, 2016

Siamese piss

When you forget to clean the residual semen off the tip of your dick and it dries. After it has dried and you urinate the pee goes in two opposite, unpredictable, directions.

" Dude, I just went to the bathroom and took a Siamese piss on the guys shoes next to me"

by Mfmt11 May 8, 2016

piss scarecity

The fear of peeing in public due to the fear of the person in the stall next to you hearing you pee or break wind while bearing down

One of the busybodies at work was in the stall next to me in the bathroom I could not be due to piss scarecity

by Rearview61 September 24, 2016

tight pissed

Adjective, Meaning to be extremely frustrated/stressed over a event. To be so bothered that cause you to contemplate doing something irrational.

" Man, John Wall not being a all-star has me tight pissed."

by Echo Exclusive January 25, 2018

whippets piss

A drink commonly known as Smooth or John Smiths. Has the alcohol content of a can of Top Deck.

I can drink all day and be the last man standing when I drink whippets piss.

by Closet Northener December 26, 2016

whippets piss

A drink commonly known as Smooth or John Smiths. Has the alcohol content of a can of Top Deck.

I can drink all day and be the last man standing when I drink whippets piss.

by Closet Northener December 26, 2016

piss-click

When you're so pissed off you mis-click and look like a dumbass.

OH MY GOD, WHY THE HELL DO I ALWAYS PISS-CLICK?!?!?!

by YellowCracker70 January 1, 2017