john skilton

so fucking amazing and good in bed :)
love of your life
treats a girl perfectly
not very good taste in girls

oh john skilton HARDER

by CJ270709 April 15, 2010

John Madden

Football is his life. He is the most american man there will ever be, and you should not disrespect the man. He is football, and football is him.

And he does not jump on team bandwagons, it's his job to love every team.

"Football is my Life. I don't know what I would do without it"
- John Madden

by I hate Ignorant people July 30, 2006

John Smiths

Alcoholic drink, which comes in three varieties,

1. Bitter
2. Extra Smooth
3. Extra Cold

Built it's legacy on being a no-nonsense beer. The greatest drink to have in a pub (especially in extra cold form), I'ts taste is neither especially rotten nor sweet, and it does not have the same complexion as urine (a.k.a Carlsberg,Fosters)

As an added bonus it's also cheaper in most places than other drinks!

Hey man, coming to the Black Sheep tonight??
No Way, they don't even sell John Smiths were goin elsewhere!!

by R_p April 29, 2006

john deere

run with the best piss on the rest

john deere letter

by jerid hert February 2, 2004

John Mayer

Dumb Cracker Cunt

My faggot acquaintances were 45 minutes late for that John Mayer Cuntshow

by Austin BJ August 3, 2010

John Mayer

Or Mayer for short. This is another name for Douche, a guy who doesn't know a good thing when he has it. Shallow, selfish, and narcissistic. Lord, help the poor girl who wastes her time imagining this guy thinks beyond the length of Johnson, which is usually shorter than average and his prematurity matches his immaturity; as evidenced by how he would brag to world about his conquests. He should thank his lucky stars that the women, who are for numerous reasons, to good for him, don't return the favor and blast about how utterly, sexually and in all other ways, disappointing he is.

They have no respect for women

Dushe: "yeah, I like to flip it, smack it, rub it down"

The rest of the world: "yuck, that guy is a total John Mayer"

by lovely_dragon February 23, 2010

John Deere

A man or boy who tries to wheel the girl you are currently wheeling

Guy 1: (wheeling girl)
Guy 2: (to same girl) Hey! Haven't seen you in ages! Can I buy you a drink?
Guy 1: (to guy 2) hey John Deere quit mowin my fuckin lawn

by Some Guy18905 March 19, 2013