jam

jam is so cool i love jam they r so cool
but jam is also a spread thingy
but don’t eat it because jam is cool
but also tasty
jam is soooo cool
yeahhhhhh and jam is a furry

raven ; damn that person is so cool
bartholomew ; yea that’s jam they r so cool

by babybartbartholomew November 22, 2021

Jam band

N. If a blanket excuse, issued as a shrug, was a music genre. Very similar to someone presenting an unexceptional thing as being exceptional purely upon the merit that it has been presented.

Put a jam band in a garage in a suburb on a Sunday night at 10:01, someone is gonna call the cops because “c’mon guys, enough is enough, already.” But, if you post flyers, charge admission, and make the jam band loud enough—they magically stop being a noise ordinance violation in Vermont, and start being Bonnaroo.

“Dude, have you heard the latest CD of the local jam band?”

*shrug*

by caznamorac June 25, 2022

Sad Jamming

You're feeling sad and the homies just don't get it... You wanna convey your emotions but that's just too mainstream... Instead you listen to jams that leave you with a feeling of nostalgia reminding you of solid times.

"Yeah, last night was lame. I ended up sad jamming to that one Third Eye Blind album that came out in High School"

"Where's Alex?"
"She's not coming out tonight, she's sad jamming at home right now"

In a group...
"What do you guys wanna do?"
"Let's go listen to Marcy Playground at my parents house. I haven't sad jammed to their self-titled album in a while"

by mndgmes August 9, 2017

JAM

Jam is what I put on my bread but,,, SHES ALSO THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS AND NEEDS TO REALIZE I WOULD NEVER GIVE HER AWAY FOR ANY 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

put that jam on your bread bitch

by Josh weir October 9, 2018

no jams

insert person’s name is no fun.

BTS: yayyyy we have dynamite at the Billboard 100!
Shabnam: takes over BTS
RM:Shabnam you have no jams

by thecharacterwannie October 14, 2022

jam jam lolo

When two or multiple men or boys are playing with eeach others lightsabers

Last night Tanveer and ragu were playing jam jam lolo

by ĐM¹๛「シHʂ」 July 15, 2023

Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018