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ninja snow

noun: Frozen rain that sneaks up on you unexpectedly and beats the crap out of you only to leave quickly, without a trace. Also see: hail
The ninja snow totaled my car today! My Miata looks like a golf ball!

I was walking through the park yesterday when I got attacked by ninja snow. As soon as I got to shelter it was gone. Turned out to be a sunny day after that. Weird...
by grisslebone April 25, 2011
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Sand ninja

A white guy that dates middle eastern men or women
He is dating a middle eastern woman again. He must be a sand ninja.
by Brownie gal December 24, 2019
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poke ninja

A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.
Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.
by ualreadyknooo April 26, 2011
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Ninja Stole

To steal something in stealth "mode." Very quite and quick.
Jane ninja stole $15 from my purse.
by Nikki6543 October 19, 2008
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Ninja Moment

1.when one's reactions are unusually fast, like that of a ninja's.

2. when one seems to appear out of nowhere, often "appearing" in the middle of a conversation between two other individuals.
1.*drops phone and catches it in mid air*
Bob: "DUUDEE! nice catch!"
Jimmy: "i know,that was a total ninja moment."

2. Ellie: "...that test was really difficult! I left loads of questions out!"
Sophie: "i left out about five questions."
Emily: "i left out three"
Ellie: "woah! emily, where did you come from!"
Sophie: "ninja moment."
by b-l-e-a-c-h-i-e December 14, 2010
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Ninja-Text

(n.) 1. a text message that is received by your phone without an alarm to alert you of it's presence.
2. a shocking message that can cause (possibly, but not limited to) heart attack, comatose, anaphylactic shock, or otherwise any bodily malfunction that could kill somebody after reading it.
1. Jill is mad at me because i received a Ninja-Text from her asking me to go to prom, i didnt get an alert so i didn't reply.
2. Stephen went into cardiac arrest after reading that both of his parents were killed in a car accident.
by Shibblleeee December 8, 2011
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ninja orgasm

When a sex partner shows no indication that orgasm is imminent to sneak one by or prevent the other from stopping just prior to orgasm.
My girlfriend totally pulled a ninja orgasm on me, she came twice when I thought I was still working on the first one.
by Kenzraig February 7, 2014
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