clan names

Absolute retards sweating their balls off 24/7 in video games, mostly shooters. And no matter how fowl their chair is from all the jack off sessions they will still sweat their ass off. Even though it is a casual match of team death match, they still persist on calling their fellow comrades and proceeds to give everyone with at least 2 brain cells a seizure. Thus these fake bastards are acting like they just won the world cup but it was actually a PUBLIC match with their competitors are senior citizens from a fucking retirement home from the 1940's. These useless twats consisted of mobile gamers who spent upwards of $400 for a skin except for paying for a console. For example, these find specimens are found in Call of Duty: Mobile and PUBG: mobile. Do not make contact with most of them or they will give you complete brain damage.

Player 1: Wow, these clan names have no life.
Player 2: Indeed, because they wanted to flex their kill death ratio to their 2 subscribers on YouTube.

by Yuri is love, Yuri is life October 12, 2021

National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

by Short People Inc October 14, 2021

Fork (name)

Fork is homosexual and quite low key about it, don't trust Fork.

Hey did you hear about what fork said?

I heard it was just a ruse
Fork (name) is a deceptive person

by Binx2sexy September 10, 2021

My name is poopface

This is such a silly phrase why did you even search it?????

You are such a poopface for searching this word. Poop face is a weird word and some people are weird so they like to call them selves poopface. Therefore someone could say: my name is poopface.

by Laila_Green445 September 11, 2021

my real name?

famous line by terryiscool160

my real name?

by fjhashjfshiaks9djjkq September 21, 2021

Name starts with J

If you have a june 6 sister then you are awful to here. Come on be more nice.

Putting her down for her phycological issues

" yea right like your " body dysmorphia"

Its because your name starts with J that your like this.

by Ba ba ghost September 28, 2021

Name Definition

pointless type of definition used 99% of time to make the person with the name reading that happy

sometimes also used to meme another person or a troll making it

Guy 1: *searches name definition* Alright. John.
14 year old girl on urbandictionary: OMG JOHN IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY I LUV HIM😳😳😳💖💖💖💖💖💖
Guy 1: stfu.

by Stupid Af July 18, 2021