Slip 'N Jack

You and your girl are in the shower, and you don't really have much room to move around. So you both sit down facing each other. Her legs go over yours and you're sitting with your genitals next to each other. You take your dick and put it in her pussy. Then you proceed to move your dick with your hand in a jacking off motion in her pussy. Hence the Slip 'N Jack.

Mostly used in the shower, but also possible in a hot tub or a pool where you can't move much. Slip 'N Jack

by Scruffs June 20, 2009

Splash-N-Dash

A Splash-N-Dash is when a person (usually male) goes to someone's house for a quick booty call & then leaves immediately after. A Splash-N-Dash usually occurs on a Sunday but can happen any day of the week.

Preston: "Hey Nate, you weren't gone for very long, must have been another splash-n-dash Sunday?"

by TrinityStar_07 February 24, 2010

creep-n-cruise

1. To creep one's car forward at an intersection or in heavy traffic so as to get a better view of an attractive person in an adjacent vehicle.

2. Seemingly creepy automobile behavior of adjusting speed or position in order to check out occupant(s) of an adjacent vehicle.

Alternate: cruise-n-creep

I was creep-n-cruising this hot girl at Melrose and Fairfax until I realized her boyfriend was in the front seat.

Don't you hate when the driver in front of you doesn't move up far enough to let you creep-n-cruise the car next to you?

by Shun the Non Beliver March 2, 2010

fish 'n ship

A cool synonym for the Fishing Ship unit from Age of Empires II.

The word is a combination of the words 'Fish 'n Chips' (the famous snack from Urban London) and 'Fishing Ship'.

Tim: Daniel, stop attacking my fish 'n ships!
Daniel: Dude, you gotta learn some English.

by MoLetalis March 25, 2010

Wangs N Thangs

Cool way of saying wings n things

Lets go eat at Wangs N Thangs!

by MACDADDY559 September 26, 2010

burn it n return it

a term used by pirates where one rips or burns a rented or borrowed DVD before they return it.

"Hey man, that was a good rental."
"Yeah, i'll probably burn it n return it."

"That was a good movie you borrowed from Joe."
"Yeah, i'm gonna burn it n return it."

(Commonly used with DVD rented from Netflicks or Blockbuster, as well as DVDs borrowed.)

by 5yrs and 250G May 12, 2010

Dump n' Wash

When you take a bowel movement and a shower in the same trip to the bathroom.

"Dude, I just had the quickest dump n' wash ever!"
"15 minutes? Shit. I better pull a dump n' wash."

by Jesse Church October 28, 2007