like trying to build a laser from mud

A wasted effort spent on someone or something.

Mrs. McCarthy thinks she can afford that house when she's barely able to make it from paycheck to paycheck. Trying to reason with her about the house is like trying to build a laser from mud!

by pentozali January 25, 2006

Oll Irish mud pot

When multiple people have diarrhea into a females Vagina then eat the diarrhea like it's soup

Sorry I couldn't come over last night I was performing an oll Irish mud pot.

by Josiah the 5th December 10, 2019

Mud bucket

A woman or girl that is sometimes referred to as a THOT, or trick used only for a one night stand or multiple nights but never given an actual tittle or claim.

I use to mess around with this mud bucket that was like a door knob. Everyone had a turn.

by T1T0 November 06, 2015

Mud Paw

Licking poop off of someone's foot. After they have stepped in their and/or your poop.

Hey baby, you Wanna Mud Paw after dinner for some seconds.

by BroBroBoi June 02, 2021

Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

by medic1234 August 14, 2022

Held your mud

A term used in prison that means you were not raped or coerced into anal sex while doing time.

You did hard time and still held your mud.

by Hellinthehills August 02, 2011

mud shark

A white man who is unwholesomely obsessed with the possibility that his lover, or a woman he simply desires, might prefer a non-white man over him.

Donald saw a picture of me hugging my Gymnastics coach after I won the state championship and he freaked out, accusing me of screwing Mr. Clarence, even though he was three times my age. I had no idea Donald was such a mud shark. Of course, I broke up with him - that wasn't the only thing, but it was definitely the last straw.

by Arcadia Berger November 29, 2024