rich mexican

See oxymoron

Other oxymorons include: friendly blacks, sober Irishmen, Dumb Asians, poor Whites, straight faggots, Capitalist Communists, and Puerto Ricans who aren't dirty brown cigar rolling assclowns, and the list goes on.

Acknowledging the existence of a rich Mexican is the same as dividing by zero.

by lulzenhiemer November 7, 2007

riding Mexican

Riding in the trunk of a car. Usually happens when the car with not enough seats for all your friends.

"Wait, I thought there were 7 of you, Joe's car only holds 5."
"Yeah, Steve and I were riding Mexican."

by el coche December 11, 2007

Studly Mexican

An oxymoron.

Did you see that studly mexican?
No, it's not possible!

by HornieHamster69 March 2, 2009

Mexican Mary

Also called 'Bloody Maria': the usual Bloody Mary (kosher salt/pepper + Tabasco® sauce/Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce + lemon juice + concentrated tomato juice), and instead of he voddy, you add tequila on crushed ice and garnish with a celery shoot.

Mexican Mary is one of my least favorite tequila-based cocktails.
For a bitchass strong 'tequtail', see Moroccan Margarita

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

mexican postage

It is when you have anal sex with a girl without a condom on and then after you have all the anal juices on your penis and ball sack, you then take it out and stamp (mushroom stamp) right on her forhead but with all the anal juices on her head.

1. Last night yo i gave this girl Jen a mean mexican postage
2. She wanted to have anal last night and i ended up giving her a mexican postage!

by Muffjack2 December 10, 2008

Mexican Bidet

When you shit so bad that the toielt water splashes your asshole.

I just shit so bad I didn't even need toilet paper cause the splash washed my ass, thank god for mexican bidets.

by Tadpol December 29, 2007

mexican oil

black shit comes out from ground ( texas gringo tea )

Gringos buy mexican oil U don't need Baghdad oil, Norte americans all be happy,
no fight oil wars with rag heads, bring american boys home. viva Mexican oil & Mexican love !

by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006