mary kate and ashley

the olsen twins
they are so buff u just dont understand as is hilary duff

i just wanna fuck the olsen twins- both at the same time

by poo January 24, 2005

Mystical Mary Jane

Mystical Mary Jane is the ultimatum of all Mary Jane's. The best weed and the least smoked. Mystical Mary Jane loves you, and you love her forever. Its origination is unknown and is a medium sized indica/sativa. Thousands of diamonds is the only explanation of what she looks like. With a THC count of above 40%, you are sure to be high for over 8 hours. (great for a movie-thon) Do not be fooled by imitations or rappers with gold chains claiming they got the bomb....its a plot against you because if you know you have it, you DONT TELL A SOUL!

a verse dedicated to Mystical Mary Jane

who like to stay medicated, meditating
Off bud all the hata’s out there hating
Im wavin mystical mary hazen
Make reality cave in like a rasin
Im just saying, its amazing
How the endo long time stay blazin,
Like amen in layman, its crayzin
So much thc my eyes is glazing
The power of bud, hard to maintain
I like to stay simple with a simple brain
Im feelin the strain, my eyes is sprained
Taste buds like the sweetness of sugar cane
Smoke along with me, forget your pain
After this hit, you’ll be back again
So when you get high, don’t forget the name

Mystical mary jane.

Mos' ReQuest-copyright 2009-Go time records.

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by Mos Request August 26, 2009

something about mary

when a man is goin to a club/party/date to avoid bonerisation,premature jizzin or antsyness he lugs one out prior to take off

man,thank god i had a something about mary before we left cuz that girls is to hawt!!

by graham grundle pony September 25, 2008

Not so virgin Mary

A girl who either has the name of Mary and is a slut, or one who tries to act like a virgin but everyone knows is a slut.

I saw a not so virgin Mary at church today. She should not have been there.

by mayacorb May 5, 2009

grandlake st. marys

a crap lake filled with algae and poisonus fish in ohio that hillbillys go out on in the winter when its froze over with there 4-wheelers

(you) lets go to grandlake st. marys.
(friend) why it smells like ass and i dont want to die from the algae in the water
(you) ur right i just cant wait till winter when i can drive my 4-wheeler on it

by SUDDIE August 16, 2011

Chilean Bloody Mary

When you give your girl oral and she blows all of her menstrual juice all over you

While on my trip in Chile, some Cartel members were filming a homeless man get a Chilean Bloody Mary from a Prostitute

by scarybacon January 13, 2014

Morgan Marie Laczynski

Morgan overthinks anything, and everything. Morgan likes to help out people and tends to care about others way more than his/herself. When in a relationship Morgan gets really stressed because they don't want to mess anything up. Morgan's don't get attached very easily so if you are in a relation ship with a Morgan you are pretty lucky. When Morgan's overthink, they think of the worst, but it is only because of past relationships or experiences. Morgan's love to hang out with friends and family, and have good me. Morgan's love to play sports especially volleyball. Morgan's can be really beautiful. kind, smart. intelligent. etc. But will never believe it themselves. Morgan's can listen super well and tend to love help out people with their problem's. When Morgan is sad you can tell because she isn't her true Morgan self, energetic, and happy. if you know a Morgan you are really lucky.

friend: Morgan what is wrong?
Morgan: I am just overthinking again but I will be fine.
friend: Oh your just being the normal Morgan Marie Laczynski.

by 86410 November 12, 2020