Saint Mark/St. Mark (n/Proper Noun)
//Disambiguation: unrelated to Saint Mark from 12 A.D. timeframe or any other historical/fictional Saint Mark.//
Not much is recorded in the annals of history on Saint Mark, though researchers and conspiracy theorists surmise that he is of Appalachian descent, possibly from West Virginia, and born in the '60s or '70s, probably during the on-location filming of the movie Deliverance (1972) starring pork lover Ned Beatty. Saint Mark is the patron saint of smelling ones own farts.
The Jubilee of Saint Mark, or Saint Mark's Day, is traditionally recognized on March 12th (February 30th in Canada), and celebrates individuals passing gas into a cupped hand and immediately bringing the cupped hand to one's nose for a deep inhale. Other celebrants of Saint Mark's Day choose to float air biscuits into a mason jar which is then closed for use later. Both techniques are recognized as valid homage to Saint Mark.
Trivia related to Saint Mark's Day:
The eve of Saint Mark's Day sees a rise in the consumption of beans, legumes, broccoli, cabbage and dairy products. It is also one of (R)Taco Bell's busiest evenings of the year. And finally, for reasons unknown, the day after Saint Mark's Day is the top day for worldwide gross sales of new/packaged underwear and lower undergarments.
//Disambiguation: unrelated to Saint Mark from 12 A.D. timeframe or any other historical/fictional Saint Mark.//
Not much is recorded in the annals of history on Saint Mark, though researchers and conspiracy theorists surmise that he is of Appalachian descent, possibly from West Virginia, and born in the '60s or '70s, probably during the on-location filming of the movie Deliverance (1972) starring pork lover Ned Beatty. Saint Mark is the patron saint of smelling ones own farts.
The Jubilee of Saint Mark, or Saint Mark's Day, is traditionally recognized on March 12th (February 30th in Canada), and celebrates individuals passing gas into a cupped hand and immediately bringing the cupped hand to one's nose for a deep inhale. Other celebrants of Saint Mark's Day choose to float air biscuits into a mason jar which is then closed for use later. Both techniques are recognized as valid homage to Saint Mark.
Trivia related to Saint Mark's Day:
The eve of Saint Mark's Day sees a rise in the consumption of beans, legumes, broccoli, cabbage and dairy products. It is also one of (R)Taco Bell's busiest evenings of the year. And finally, for reasons unknown, the day after Saint Mark's Day is the top day for worldwide gross sales of new/packaged underwear and lower undergarments.
Person 1: Hey man, happy Saint Mark's Day to you!
Person 2: Thanks, bruh. I had an extra protein shake in honor of ol' St Marky-Mark
Person 1: Oooh...BET!
Person 2: Thanks, bruh. I had an extra protein shake in honor of ol' St Marky-Mark
Person 1: Oooh...BET!
by mark'smom March 10, 2025
Get the Saint Markmug. by FatherPapaTime February 21, 2020
Get the mark emersonmug. by unus annus my beloved November 25, 2021
Get the mark and ethanmug. 
Perfect imperfect. Yes, this guy will refuse to put in any effort first but, if you among to get anywhere near close to one, boy you are special. One of a kind, kind of guy. Never there when you need him, yet worth sticking around for. Always cancelling on you but, making it up each time. He may not be the smartest when it comes to common sense but, boy can he learn things and work hard. be careful with this guy, if you get too close it could take years to finally adjust without him. But he is surely worth it. Owning the biggest smile in the world. Yes, a little hard to get emotions out of and a bit oblivious. Take care of him, if you are one of the lucky best friends to a Mark Duchene.
I am so annoyed and can't decide what to do about this really close friend of mine.
Ohhhh ya, sounds like a Mark Duchene to me, I have had one of those.
Ohhhh ya, sounds like a Mark Duchene to me, I have had one of those.
by Supergay101 October 12, 2018
Get the Mark Duchenemug. A weak or trifling ass person; labeled as a "mark" indicating they're vulnerable to getting rocked. Just an all-around trick.
by Antisocial_boi_69 April 3, 2022
Get the Mark assmug. by FionaaP October 28, 2009
Get the Scotch Marksmug.