mom thoughts

Noun; Achieved by wanking furiously at your mother's home and at climax, accidenatally thinking of mum. Later realizing, 'twas no accident.

Frank: Wtf is wrong dude?
Steve: I think I just had mom thoughts last night dude! OH SHIT!

by JustStopItPLEASE June 9, 2016

mono-mom

The mother-in-law you want to avoid like mononucleosis.

I really love the guy but I can't imagine spending holidays with the mono-mom.

by macyz.mom December 9, 2008

Trance Mom

A mom who listens to trance music, thus revealing her past participation in raves, EDM festivals, or similar lifestyle events.

Your mom is a total trance mom. I saw her dancing in the kitchen to a Ferry Corsten song.

by GCBDad November 16, 2021

Your mom

ITS JUST YOUR MOM

your mom is fat

by CHFRJHDGTfydjfyvth July 2, 2021

Your Mom

A very fat, ugly, hairy dude that is many things and is the legit answer to everything.

Your Mom is so fat....

by xXx_YourDad_xXx February 3, 2020

MC MOM

Only the best mom from key and Peele, mc mom is the best gangster mom rapping and tapping mom rapper in town.

ITS MC MOM WORD UP!
Hey just found some crispy socks under your bed!

by MC MOM December 26, 2019

Your Mom

A comeback only 3-5th graders use because they think it will make them sound cooler than everybody else in the room.

Kid: Hey dude I think ur a total dumbass.
Other Kid: YOUR MOM!

by Doofus123 November 1, 2021