Mark

Mark is a person with a magnetic personality, using his charm and influence for selfish manipulation. He's narcissistic and disloyal, willing to betray trust and spread rumors for his own benefit. His actions are driven by ego; he thrives on admiration and uses his wealth—often beyond his means—to maintain an image of success. Relationships with Mark are cautioned against, especially for strong, independent women, as he finds pleasure in deceiving them. He's only kind when it serves him, otherwise exploiting others through false promises. Valuing a man like Mark for his image alone is a mistake, as his persona is an illusion. Mark's drug addiction, particularly to cocaine, is a part of his attempt to uphold an image of affluence.

Steer clear of Mark to avoid emotional turmoil and resentment, as he is self-centered and dismissive of others' feelings.
“I’m dating a Mark!! I’m so lucky! He takes me to all the exclusive places and everyone knows him!”
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Mark? He's got that charm that could sell ice to Eskimos, but don't let that fool you. He's all about playing the game for himself. Behind that smile is a guy who wouldn't think twice about throwing you under the bus for a quick win. He's the type who'll talk smack about you the moment your back is turned, and if you've ever spilled your guts to him, well, you might as well have handed him the playbook to your downfall.

He's got this image thing down pat, living it up with flashy cars and VIP nights out. But it's not about the good times; it's all for show, to feed his ego with your wows. And if you end up hitched to a guy like him? Brace yourself for a rollercoaster that's all thrills and no fun. He's only after those who've got their act together, just to get a kick out of watching them fall for his act.

Mark's nice as pie when you're useful to him, but once you're not? You're just another rung on his ladder, and he'll keep you hanging with sweet nothings until he's squeezed you dry. Don't get caught up in his glossy facade; it's bullshit. And don't even think about trying to one-up him in the victim game—he's the king of that hill.

Oh, and the guy's got a nose for the high life, literally. Cocaine's his designer drug of choice because, you know, even his vices need to be top-shelf. But seriously, keep your distance. Stick around too long, and you'll end up just as jaded, playing right into his hands, and that's a game where he's always got the home-field advantage.
“I got played by a Mark. I’m a lawyer! How could I be so stupid?”
by Intense Rug June 07, 2024
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Not athletic, a little fat, sometimes tries to annoy you for the hell of it, but otherwise the most funny person you will ever meet and will most of the time be there by your side.
I've never laughed harder than how I did around mark!
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Mark was the rat i saw under my bed
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Mark is a man with no particular origin bouncing around dimensions picking up big tiddy goth Gf’s.
Mark is an absolute chad and will fuck your shit up.
Mark is gonna fuck your girl bro
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A camper on call of duty and says other people camp
Mark said he wasn't camping when he was
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The annoyingest person ever. He will keep bugging you even if you tell him to stop. He says random shit all the time that is irrelevant to your conversation. He is also addicted to videogames and rages at them.
you: hey mark!
mark: kookoookokokkokokookchichichipoopoo!
by iready February 05, 2020
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