Kick the tires and light the fires

To go on a much anticipated bike ride with your buddies.

Touring part of the USA on cruizers or riding the technical single tracks near Stanley, Idaho every year for the past eleven years.

We are going to kick the tires and light the fires to Sturgis and back.

or

We are going to kick the tires and light the fires is Stanley, Idaho.

by rrinskeep March 21, 2011

Idiot Light

When you have a stick shift car and the little light on the dash comes on. Idiot light

Jay is driving down the road and the idiot light comes on, Shift idiot!

by Mara Dream June 16, 2008

blue light

The light in which will never go on and is just there to make u paranoid. Drop ya beers when it lights up or ur fucked or... grab another beer and do the god dance, the good way to go down.

The blue light special fuckas

by TRACYZ February 24, 2004

Light Nazi

Comes directly from the top of McVey (thanks Grace). A semi-derogatory term, taken light-heartedly by the recipient. It literally means that the beholder of the name is very specific in what needs to be done, and expects the crew to do it. If you are part of the crew and reading this, then you need to get back to work! Wankers....

Wanker 1: Damn, the light nazi is really working us hard today.
Worker 2: Yeah...
Light Nazi: Get back to work!!!WANKERS!!!

by Wanker #1 January 26, 2005

Lightening bug thread

a subject that can be used to control someone, as a killswitch for undesirable behavior. it is somewhat synonymous with blackmail, extortion, etc.. derived from the act of tying a Lightening bug (the southern term for Firefly) to a thread, so that it can be jerked around in the air, like a dog on a leash.

my friend told me one of his take-it-to-the-grave secrets, so I told him one of mine, as a lightening bug thread.

by non-redneck in the south March 10, 2007

light the way

To have sexual relations using a glow-in-the-dark condom.

Man: I am feeling rather randy, dear. It is a good thing you bought some protective sheaths.

Woman: Indeed i did, sir. And they just so happen to appear phosphorescent when exposed to light!

Man: Well, old bean, i suppose we must LIGHT THE WAY!

by glowworm000 February 4, 2010

light"head"ed

This one's for men. When you go to have sex, but can't get aroused.

"John, what's the matter with you?"
"Oh I'm just light"head"ed, maybe we can do this later?"

by thevoideater March 5, 2010