licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

Devious Lick

Stealing items or objects to get 2 more followers on tiktok, most of the time this act is done in a school’s bathroom.

Hey dude I just devious licked this bathroom and now i’m arrested for destruction of property.

by yobruhforrealontheurbandic September 13, 2021

lick test

When deciding amongst upon which significant other would best suit your needs, ask yourself' who's face would you rather lick?

I thought Susie was all that but Sally's is the face I'd rather lick. She passes the lick test. I bet you she drinks lots of tea & occasionally eats Ramen.

by Allah Ah May 25, 2024

Ass lick

A criminal offence that involves a person licking someone's asshole.

He was charged with ass lick.

by Lambooo August 2, 2018

devious lick

trend of stealing items from your friendly neighborhood school: including but not limited to PPE, test kits and soap dispensers in addition to anything that could possibly can fit inside or outside a backpack. a desperate act conducted in hope of viral fame and brief senseless empowerment as society crumbles around you

*steals masks and posts video evidence to TikTok* What an absolutely devious lick.

I'm going to win this trend! *records self with incriminating stolen goods*

by santa fe September 13, 2021

devious lick

an act where jacob shaw licks mitchel courtneys mum

wow! i just commited a devious lick on mitchels mum!

by jacobsuttonkissesmen1 September 17, 2021

cunt licking bitch

Someone who annoys the fuck out of someone else due to large amounts of excessive stupidity and ignorance.

Also, this can be used as a off-hand insult to a lesbian or straight woman.

Jane fucked around and found out the wrong way because she is a cunt licking bitch.

by DragonMan36 June 30, 2024