A quirky fellow that will have a full conversation with the scammers that randomly text him. He’ll create wonderfully colorful backstories to confuse and annoy the would be scammer and then send follow up texts in the days following. Kyle’s will also refer to things that happen “the other day” even if it happened years prior. Kyle’s typically have a very normal sized yet wonderfully shaped penis that will make his partner climax several times while wailing like a banshee. If you bring a Kyle home make sure your roommates are out or you may have to share him.
by Hardbard April 7, 2023

by Thehonestbithc100 May 22, 2018

That one guy who always thinks he is so tough and strong for punching a hole through a dry wall while always drinking monster energy drinks. He also always thinks he is smarter than everyone but he doesn’t even know what day it is.
Person #1: hey did you see that Kyle guy?
Person #2: oh my god yeah he thinks he is so smart even though he is such an idiot!
Person #1: I know right?!? He also thinks he is so tough because he can punch a hole through a dry wall!
Person #1 and person #2: Ha! Yeah what a laughing stock.
Person #2: oh my god yeah he thinks he is so smart even though he is such an idiot!
Person #1: I know right?!? He also thinks he is so tough because he can punch a hole through a dry wall!
Person #1 and person #2: Ha! Yeah what a laughing stock.
by VladR_2008 June 25, 2022

National “Monk” ur friend kylee day Includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAH” in their face.
by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023

Kyle is a very sweet, funny boy!! His voice will make you melt and you can just imagine how great his hugs are! <3
by rollerskateskinnie November 14, 2020
