January 1st

If you are born on this day you seem nice but you are a whole lot of fucking crazy!

Examples: Stephen & Tatum

Person: January 1st is when crazy people are born!!

by RCGE January 24, 2021

January 13th

Girls that are born on this date are one of the sexiest people out there with an amazing music taste and sweet soul that can puncture anybody with a lasting impact on their soul. Their looks can send someone into a seizure with their eyes alone and their face is hard to forget because of how gorgeous they are in the outside and inside with their unique personality.

I think I have a crush on Madison..
That’s no surprise.. she was born on January 13th

by Silly_radioactive_Otter November 24, 2023

January 31st

National fumble (lose) the prettiest and funniest and best girl you’ve ever met day!

“Omg I left her on read, Good thing it’s January 31st National fumble the best girl you’ll ever meet day!”

“I left her on open today because it’s January 31st”

“I lost the best girl ever on January 31st, I’ll never meet another like her”

by HomieMacaroni January 2, 2023

January

January a beautiful, sweet and loving soul. Always there for her friends you can always count on her.

The perfect girlfriend material

January always there to make you smile

by Laurence97 November 22, 2021

January

January is the month when you get a break from NNN and you can jerk off as much as you want and also you can slap any hoe's ass

Friend 1: Oh two months ago NNN was very hard, I couldn't slap any asses too
Friend 2: Dude it's January, your time

by Sexysinboymydudes November 24, 2020

January 25th - Gift lolo day

Gift Lolo Day

👿I wanna gift someone so bad
😈it’s January 25th - Gift Lolo Day!

by xvanillax January 26, 2020

Jizzless January

This is when u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.

Mark: Yo Jonathan failed Jizzless January dude.
Anthony: haha what a weakling

by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019