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dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

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Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.
by sick66 December 3, 2010
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Moped date

Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you do it. Usually applied to any embarrassing activity you like doing, often a drive by sexing after the bars close.
That ugly guy in high school with the horse cock is Bridgettes moped date these days!
by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018
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Date digger

People who go on dates only for free food and then ghost there date.
Eg:- Oh yes she was a date digger.
by Catgirlskatingoveryou December 5, 2020
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date

Something I will never experience in my sad pathetic life.
My friend: Hey bro did you get a date to prom?
Me: No and I will never get one in my sad pathetic life.
by VezinaIgor31 September 22, 2022
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Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count
1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.
by nyxusz March 3, 2023
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A Suicide Date

A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable
No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!

Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die
by Oppressionator May 21, 2019
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