3-wood

the stick of golf

Get my 3-wood.

by jacknorth August 22, 2019

nick wood

A skinny racist white boy who wears coke bottle glasses, listens to heavy metal bands like Damageplan, Pantera, Megadeth, Queensryche, etc. he does not like rap. He also plays dodgeball weekly. Occasionally heads up to sky zone and plays there. He brings his buddy Dalton, and sometimes his other buddy, fat Fuck Nate. He’s quick with his mouth, telling people the following.....
“Kill Yourself”
“Get Fuckin cancer”
“Hope you die in a fuckin fire”
“Go die in a car accident”

I met this guy on the internet, it turns out he’s not my type.
Honey, you have a Nick Wood on your hands.

by Carmella is bae February 7, 2019

Getting Wood

When you get a boner, intentionally or unintentionally.

"I can't get through a single Service without GETTING WOOD."

by Infinitussy September 7, 2025

wood swinger

NEGATIVE:A SUBORDINANT(HARRASING) GIRL THAT YOU CAN NOT SEEM TO GET RID OF. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, SHE IS ALWAYS THERE...ANNOYING YOU!!!

she a wood swinger

by wood swinger March 16, 2009

wooded

To shut yourself away from others by building a figurative wall around you.

Person 1: How's Sherry been?
Person 2: I don't know, I haven't seen her in a while. She's been completely wooded.

by idk who need this but i care4u January 18, 2023

butch wood

When you get a boner for a butch bitch
When a butch/dyke is horny

"This girl is really sexy" "bro, shes a butch" "oh well guess i have butch wood"

by TootyFruities June 5, 2020

Ashley Wood

A absolute BMT that thinks he is bad just because he lives in thaxted

Omg is that ashley wood? Yeah he thinks he is a bad man ting

by BONERBOY3000 May 5, 2021