butt sass

When a friend gets way too serious in a none serious situation.

Tia:(sarcastically) Kyle you weren't even there

Zach:(sarcastically) Yeah Kyle, you can't just say that, you weren't even there.

Kyle:(seriously) Shut Up Zach.

Zach:Kyle quit giving me butt sass.

by Triz3 September 14, 2011

butt-swab

An annoying person who seems like they just keep picking at you for no apparent reason.

If your little brother comes into your room, and then starts to do something to deliberatley annoy you.

by Stanley W.L. Chounard July 12, 2004

car butt

What you get when you travel by car for long distances.

You for sure will have "car butt" after driving from NY to LA on vacation!

by phyllisw July 20, 2009

lettuce butts

The colorless, flavorless spines of lettuce that will inevitably take up half of a bagged salad at the store. The hallmark of a crappy salad.

Send that salad back, it's all lettuce butts.

by CliffM July 6, 2008

butt smuggle

To conceal or hide an item to prevent its detection, especially by the authorities; to steal or shoplift; to keep a secret.

"John butt smuggled the items from the store."

by T. Odom May 31, 2006

Butt Spiral

noun. Used to describe an unknown person who is in the process of f'in up. Often refers to miss behaving kids. See also butt pipe tard.

Re: kids misbehaving in a store while the parents do nothing.
"That tard better get them butt spirals under control."

by MikeGV May 13, 2005

Butt massage

When you are laying on the floor and someone close to you randomly stands on your butt and makes weird dance movements while trying not to fall off.

I hate it when you give me a butt massage. In the end everyone is hurt in some way or another.

by Satan's babysitter January 30, 2018