thats what i told her

similar to "thats what she said" but can be used in similar and other situations. used in situations where "thats what she said" would not make sense or wouldn't apply.

created by Chris V.

make sure you get some on your face." "thats what i told her.

by cvell June 16, 2010

I'd buy her an icecream cone

Means "I'd fuck her up the ass".

GUY: Caryn's hot. I'd buy her an icecream cone.

by RaeRaeRae August 25, 2005

I made her teeth clack

What a man says when he has made a woman orgasm so hard that her teeth profusely vibrate making audibe tones !!!

I fucked her so hard I made her teeth clack!! (In Deep or Jersey male voice)

by WeRclackers...... March 8, 2014

Tongue punched her baby maker

A phrase used to describe one being eaten out aka one person causing a female pleasure with their tongue in the female's vagina.

Tanya: "Yo, Felicia did you hear about Jessica? Jack tongue punched her baby maker!"

Felicia: "Whaaa? I bet his curly hair tickled her vagina."

by pinkcherryman1 November 22, 2011

I'd drink her farts

An impossible feat that is only attempted to prove to the farter, or on lookers, how attracted you are to said farter.

guy #1- Dude, Taylor Swift is fine.

Guy #2- yep

Guy #1- man, I'd drink her farts

by webb72 December 10, 2009

Grab your gf day and pin her against the wall and start making out with her

On april 14 you grab your gf against the wall and make out.

i grabbed my gf and made out with her against a wall. Grab your gf day and pin her against the wall and start making out with her.

by coolie180 April 13, 2019

Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

To place a portion of beef, typically from the brisket section of the cow, in the basket of a female customer at a grocery store.

"Excuse me, you work in the meat department? Could you please put your pork chops in my cart?"
"Sorry, ma'am, I'm putting my brisket in her basket. You'll have to wait."

by thewhitesouljaboy November 23, 2011