ham

muslims favouraite food
'i love ham'
by Cons2pation nation February 8, 2018
mugGet the hammug.

ham

hammerz : gunz
ham : gun
hamer: weapon.
its a two seater a ham on my bitch i maide one room toating hams and shit.
by rau-dih October 2, 2021
mugGet the hammug.

Ham Canyon

slang term for a woman's vagina , or a wimp , or someone scared
we could all see her Ham Canyon when she ripped her pants .

he is such a Ham Canyon, he wouldn't go in the house without lights on.
by Brian T. O'Hara February 7, 2019
mugGet the Ham Canyonmug.

ham

ham is a detroit slang which means that your lame.
by detroit 🔛🔝 April 20, 2023
mugGet the hammug.

Ham

I would buy a crate of ham, but I can't.
by josherylemon February 20, 2024
mugGet the Hammug.

Ham

He thought he was finna get 1000$ he’s a ham
by tsjayy August 31, 2023
mugGet the Hammug.

Vagina ham

A form of religious abuse and the worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Probably done by some trying to frame you to evade blame.
The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Very muted senses as well as nearly being impossible to get off, and completely leaving gspot damn near unattainable. Probably done by possesive older religious resembling people that have "family secrets" (i.e. a history of sexual abuse), and/or by extremeist Ctholicism or a crazy tiny dick ex or an experimental fling turned wrong, or even by a ex that also has a history of sexual assault, or even by your insane rapist dad that is trying to keep his secret buried and you stringing along by gaslighting you and repressing memories that, in leu of everything, aren't all that repressed.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
mugGet the Vagina hammug.

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