Holy Macaroni

Phrase often used to convey surprise and/or astonishment; to be used in place of swearing.

"Holy macaroni!" Jake screamed.
"It's just a beaver Jake," said Abby.

by :Danimal November 13, 2022

The Holy Trinity

When you have sexual intercourse with a female and make her have an orgasm, squirt, and cum all in one sitting

“ how was seeing Patricia the other day?”
“Oh yeah it was good I achieved the holy trinity”

by Ksjdjdn November 15, 2022

Holy Child

the kid who says that they follow all the christian values, but smokes, drinks, has sex, and just breaks most of their own rules

Lexi says she is a "holy child", bit we all know better

by c0wb0y B0b November 18, 2022

holy trinity in christianity

Deez nuts

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by Grass is yum May 24, 2022

Holy Shit Jose

The opposite of Damn Daniel. When Jose brings his dirty ass white vans.

Holy shit Jose! Stay away from me with those dirty ass white vans!

by Holy shit jose May 25, 2022

Holy Cross

The bathrooms here are a dangerous place… If you go to the first floor girls bathroom, you will most likely see bitches vaping or hear the bulimics.

You might also meet some of our pervert teachers and don’t worry we have enough to go around.

If you’re feeling down, go across the street where you are sure to find a fight in front of Dunkin Donuts.

“I hate Holy Cross but at least we don’t go to Saint Francis Prep.”

by Ger Mama December 6, 2021

Holy Heckling

Synonyms: Aback,Appal, Amazement,Astounded Astonishing, Amazed,Beguiled, Bamboozled, Blindsided, Bewilderment,Baffled, Shock, Startled, Shocked Stupefaction, Surprised, Stifled, Stunned, Enlightened, LIGHT-SWITCH, Startled, Unbelievable, Unaware, Vexed, Zapped. “OMG” “SKSKS” “HELP-” “I-”

Antonyms: Aware, Alluring, Bestowed, Un-Vexed, Serene, Known,” FACTS”, believable, un-hinged, “duh” “wbk” “wdym … o/c”

Bro #1: HOLY HECKLING!!!!! (HH)
*shouts* *😳 *astonished*

Bro #2: What man.. wtf is holy heck-
*looks bewildered * 😧

Bro #1: I just tried that water 💦 bottle trick. you know … the one my man Charlie Puth uses in a ton of his content…and holy heckling that man is the CEO of thirst traps 🪤

Bro #2: ok …

Bro #1: OK … SO…

“HOLY HECKLING …”
*5 min later*

Bro #2: HOLY 🤬 STFU - man? What is it now?

*rolls eyes* *🙄*

Bro #1: I JUST WENT FROM 1K to 1.5K … HH.

by Jukey Lovejoy December 9, 2021