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holy curved

Something that's not right, or graceful, or fortunate. The opposite of damn straight.
Gamer: np, i'll brb, haven't got to the last world
Me: holy curved... it took you that long...
by albcmlga October 27, 2022
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holy crack

the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.
Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.
by jesusasslicker January 3, 2019
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holy shit

Holy shit:
1. The shit or dung of God, which is disposed of in a holy toilet.
2. A slang which is usually laughed at. Example: WTF, because it stands for With The Family.
1) God sure has some holy shit!
2) Holy shit, I forgot to take toilet paper when I went for a shit.
by XInTheDark September 30, 2019
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Holy Crapshot

Half a shot glass of vinegar and half a shot glass of pure cinnamon after eating a habanero chilli
Person 1: Truth or dare

Person 2: Dare
Person 1: do the holy crapshot
Person 2: nah f**k that
by Holy Hellshot January 28, 2021
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Holy Monday

The lag for religious people after Holy Week but they still think it is.
Kevin: wow, I never thought Holy Week would end
Tony: what are you talking about? it's Holy Monday!
by KevinTV May 14, 2011
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Holy

-She’s a girl who loves women
-Look str8 but fucking gae
Look, Holy so gae.
by im_obsessed_with_women December 26, 2021
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Holy Benedict

Holy Benedict is like the term of holy crap or shit. But holy Benedict you can use it without knowing you are swearing

Ex:
"Holy Benedict! You look good!"
"holy Benedict! I'm screwed."
by Triple_21 October 22, 2018
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