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goon sesh

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.
by joshma February 4, 2024
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goofy bear

someone or something who is forgetful; is extremely dumb and potentially has a mullet
You're such a silly goofy bear !!!!
by renmare February 6, 2024
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gooby goober

by gabagaooher February 7, 2024
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Goon Hunter

A cunning individual who shamelessly utilizes unrelated photos of themselves in conversations with the covert intention of luring unsuspecting victims into following or subscribing to their OnlyFans or other adult-oriented content.
Person: "Dude, I just got my ass handed to me in that brawl..."

Goon Hunter: "You should not get in a fight you can not handle."
(Attaches a cheeky photo of their ass)

Person: "Haha, you're such a goon hunter!"
by vrfoxgirllul February 7, 2024
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Goonage

The inevitable result when an individual or group of individuals tackle a simple task with misguided enthusiasm colliding with stark incompetence. Often, due to their bumbling antics and sheer lack of common sense, the outcome is a cascade of errors, blunders, and lack of foresight so spectacularly absurd it defies logical explanation. The ensuing chaos of the failure almost becomes comical leaving the surrounding bystanders scratching their heads in disbelief and bewilderment.
Kian, lets go commit some goonage.
by So di to February 8, 2024
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Goon Cocoon

Johnny spent ALL DAY gooning in his goon cocoon.

I am going to rent the Las Vegas Sphere and turn it into a goon cocoon.
by OilySaltine February 9, 2024
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Gooby Yes

A goofy way of saying "Yay" or "Yippee".
by Dex_B November 12, 2023
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